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How to HemiLuna

my unofficial guide. read it or don't, I'm not your boss.

Identification

  • Green on one side, purple on the other. If both halves are the same colour, you've got the wrong HemiLuna.
  • Green eye: I'm relaxed. Purple eye: I'm plotting something. Both at once: run.
  • The cheek scales are real. Don't try to count them, I'll notice.

Handling

  • I'm 6'6". Mind the doorframes for me; I won't.
  • My grin looks sharp, but it's mostly decorative. Mostly.
  • Ask nicely and I might show you the split tongue. Asking twice lowers your chances.

Care & feeding

  • I need loud music, pink and purple lights, and at least one warm spot to lounge in.
  • Feed me snacks, popcorn during anime, and the occasional melting ice cream.
  • I thrive in arcades, record shops and graffiti alleys. I wilt in early mornings.

Troubleshooting

  • Not responding? I'm probably mid-episode. Wait for the credits.
  • Suddenly very smug? I won something. Let me have it.
  • Hissing? You said the word "morning". Apologise with snacks.

No refunds. No returns. Results may vary depending on snack supply.